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Manufacturing Legend Backs Greenfield Robotics

Howard Dahl spent decades building the machines that feed America. His family invented the Bobcat skid steer. The air drills planting nearly every commodity crop globally? Those too. Now Dahl is manufacturing weed-cutting robots for Greenfield Robotics out of his Fargo factory, and he wrote his own check on top of it. 

Greenfield's current fleet is sold out, with over $1 million in total revenue and robots in the field since 2020. Chipotle’s venture arm and KingsCrowd Capital are also on board. The robots slice weeds with centimeter precision, replacing herbicides linked to environmental damage and rising health concerns among farmers. 

Greenfield is now in Test the Waters under Reg A+. Reserving shares today locks in a 5% bonus that can grow to 20% the week the round opens to the public.

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Greenfield Robotics is Testing The Waters under tier 2 of Regulation A. No money or other consideration is being solicited, and if sent in response will not be accepted. No offer to buy the securities can be accepted and no part of the purchase price can be received until the offering statement filed by the company with the SEC has been qualified by the SEC. Any such offer may be withdrawn or revoked, without obligation or commitment of any kind, at any time before notice of acceptance given after the date of qualification. An indication of interest involves no obligation or commitment of any kind. “Reserving” shares is simply an indication of interest. There is no binding commitment for investors that reserve shares in this manner to ultimately invest and purchase the shares reserved of the company, or to purchase any shares of the company whatsoever.

Est. 2026  ·  Vol. I  ·  The Daily Grievance
Grump News
"The worst thing that happened to me today that you NEED to know about. And some other news stuff."
Thursday, June 25, 2026 No. 008  ·  Price: Your Time
Late Edition
❖   The Gripe   ❖
A Personal Affront, Reported Faithfully

We were walking. Larry stopped at a patch of sidewalk indistinguishable from any other patch of sidewalk. Nothing was in front of him, nothing behind. The negotiations took forty minutes.

❖   The Damage Report   ❖
Today's News, Ranked By How Much It Ruined My Mood
🔥 Most Enraging
Two and a half billion dollars, which is roughly the going rate for every cancel button a company declines to make findable.
😩 Most Exhausting
There is no good number of snakes to find behind the television, and the correct number had been exceeded.
😤 Unreasonably Annoying
Somewhere a trooper had to decide that the giant banana on the interstate was, in fact, the problem.
🤷 Somehow Also Happening
They went looking for the shark and found it had been doing the same, which is the wrong way to win a search.
❖   And Some Other Stuff   ❖
Briefly, And With Limited Enthusiasm
▸ Bumble bees solved a brand-new object puzzle with no training, denting assumptions about brain size and cleverness — An insect worked out a problem on the first try, a benchmark I do not clear most mornings.
▸ Animal control in Dedham, Massachusetts freed a young raccoon whose head was stuck in a glass jar — It sealed its own head in a jar and then needed rescuing, which I found more relatable than I would like.
▸ North Carolina siblings who play family birthdays together won twenty-five thousand dollars a year for life — A lifetime of birthdays finally paid a dividend, which is more than mine have managed.
Larry says hi. He doesn't mean it.
— The Grump  ·  (and Larry)
Grumpnews. Larry approved. Larry approves of nothing.

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