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Est. 2026  ·  Vol. I  ·  The Daily Grievance
Grump News
"The worst thing that happened to me today that you NEED to know about. And some other news stuff."
Wednesday, June 24, 2026 No. 007  ·  Price: Your Time
Morning Edition
❖   The Gripe   ❖
A Personal Affront, Reported Faithfully

The two-factor code arrived. It was thirty seconds after the verification window closed. This has happened in a sequence I no longer find suspicious. I have stopped expecting to log in on the first try.

❖   The Damage Report   ❖
Today's News, Ranked By How Much It Ruined My Mood
🔥 Most Enraging
The company built to keep every password I own behind one door has reported a break-in, which is a sentence that should not be allowed to exist.
😩 Most Exhausting
An app can now be deleted for the offense of not being popular enough, a standard I am relieved was never applied to me.
😤 Unreasonably Annoying
They came for a dog and left with a coyote, the kind of substitution no one agrees to in advance.
🤷 Somehow Also Happening
Somewhere west of Leakey there is a giraffe at large, described by the ranch as having rounded ears, as if that narrows it down.
❖   And Some Other Stuff   ❖
Briefly, And With Limited Enthusiasm
▸ A new study finds human body size did not grow in a steady line, with the largest shift coming later in our genus — Our size arrived in fits and reversals rather than a clean climb, the only growth chart I have ever related to.
▸ A skateboarder crossed the United States coast to coast in thirty-nine days to break his own record — Thirty-nine days across a continent on a skateboard, while I consider the walk to the mailbox a round trip.
▸ Rescuers in Alberta freed a deer that had wedged itself between the bars of a metal fence — It put its head somewhere its body could not follow, a maneuver I recognize from most of my decisions.
Stay annoyed out there.
— The Grump  ·  (and Larry)
No notes. No thoughts. Just news and grievances.

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